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Name: Captain Country: United States State: California Birthday: 2/12/1989 Gender: Male
Interests: CAt WOman Expertise: Sweet talkin... Occupation: Military Industry: Government
Message: message me AIM: sokrpmp469
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7/1/2004
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| hey ladies...how u doin?....jjjjjjjjjjjjkkkk hey becka....how u doin?...shes here...actually im there...and yea...shes heavy...but shhhhhhhhhhhh dont tell her that....jjjjjjjkkkkkkkkk i love u!!!!!!!!!!!! dont go plszzzzzzzz ill die...ok? ok!.. ccool..now tahat thats settled...does anyone no when catwoman comes out on tape/video/wutever/...?? k bye...yea yea nope nothin more...cept that rap blows! and so does becka...hahahahahaha jk...ok leaving before i get into more trouble | | |
| how you doin??? well i juss had to say that ..............Evelyn an Jasmine are the coolest gurls i know !!!!!!! an that they didnt change my profile on aim i did lol! gots to go!!!
ps. Evelyn i cant wait till we hang out!!!!! | | |
| woooooooooooooooooowww...i havent written in this thing for soooooooo long...haha...seriosuly...and soooooo much has happened...where have u peeps been?...ok well today is thurs. and tomor is the last day of skooooooooool....summer status...last weeeeeeeek...my mom was sooooooo wierd...super status...cuz on say nite..i was all..mom ,..can i go to beckas....and she was all noooooooo...and we had this huuuuuuuuge argument over it...and it was reeeeeeally amusing...im pretty good at arguing...and soooo fiiiiiinannyll she lets me go....and so my curfew was 11..and so i only had like 2 hours...and so...we was driving there..and she was soooooo goin slow...and then there was this bucket...in the middle of the road..and even i saw it...and then shes like...ooops...and she runs it over...and then we hear this sound like somethings dragging...and so she gets allll weird thinking it was something off the car dragging...but nooooooo it wasnt..but we pulled over...adn then alll the time was passing..and she was soooooo doing it on purpose..and os we stopped at the gas place...adn i got out...and went under the car and got the damn buket that she supposedly couldnt get out the way of..haha..and so theeeeeeeeeeennnnn i was supposed to get dude wheres my car...cuz beckas neeeeeevr seen that...and so she had to...cuz its the best...and so...i own it...buyt it was at tys...and so my mom didnt wanna go to tys to go get it...and so...we had to rent it....but looooongs didnt have it.../and so they were still looking for sutff there..adn so i took money and went to hollywood video....and so i got back and they was making convo wit the cashier once again wasting time..i sweare!..haha...and then finally they got to the car...adn they was tlakin bout wut to eat...adn still the car was locked and then my mom unloked it but they werent getting in the car yet...adn so i pulled the handle..and my sis;s hand was already there...adnthen she soooooo overreacted and siad i hurt her...and so i got in a nother argument...and then finnally i got to beckas...and that waas really cool...and we watched the movie or wutever..a.dn tehn my mom came and piked me up...and we was goin to see clockwork oraange at midnite...adn so becka and her mom had been tlkaing bout it randomly that afternoon..or soemthing...and so they decided to come tooooooooo...whiuch was realllllllly cool...cept then we got there and it was paked...and me and becka got a seatl...and then they was up in the front row and then her mom ran up the aisle thing..and found 2 seats right across from us...which was supppppper lame...and sooooo on purpose...and hten the movie was the oddest thing ever...haha..pretty funny tho...cept im not sure it was supposed to be funny at the times i was thinking of..and so yea...that nite/morning was awesome...cuz it was like 245 or somthen when it got out...and thennnnnnnnn....times passed...SS suked ass of course...adn thenmore stuff happened...and then even more stuff...adn then justen left to minnesota...i had hockeyl...lost...and then more stuff...adn then...becka came over the other day...and that was fun...cept her mom was not very hapi...like at all...but its all good...and we saw 2 movies...shhhhhh dont tell the movie peeeps...they could arrest us...haha..and then i lost ty...right when my mom came to pick us up...whcich reeeeeeallly sucked ass...and then yea,..finally found hm...haha...heres a tip for everyone...dont lose the lil people whom u are supposed to be watching specially not when tu madre gets there!...haha...ok so nowwwwwwwwwwwww its today...i had soccer yesterday tho...and it was fun and i was 30 min. late...haha...but it was fun tho...and yea..beckas the worst liar ever!!!!!! even when theres a plan...chinagurl came up wit the best lines and it would have been soooo good...but noooo..haha...salad eater- u soooo should have changed clothes wit becka..and done it for herrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr...haha...ok well...ima go eat some food...and its not salad cuz thats gross crunchie water..adn its not starbucks cuz thats worse!... | | |
| Sup ladies....how u doin? this week has been pretty awesome...the 4th of july was tight....justen and becka and hana and shane and jess came over...which was pretty cool...it was super boring in the beginning..haha...but then got beter....we went to th ebeach and stuff...and saw my old houses and shanes house and listened to the band...and danced...cept becka wouldnt dance wit me which was sad cuz i had no one to dance with...and then we ewnt back and played texas hold em...and my mom said it was cool to play strip poker but then changed her mind as she didnt think i was being seriuos until she came downstairs so she brot this big ol jug of money and we played...and stupid shane told me to go all in...and it was all his fault that i lost so then adam won...and then we watched the fireworks on the deck....the beach would have been 10 times better cuz its the beach and no parents..haha...but yea...the deck was aight...and then went downstaris sang happy bday to karen...wit cha cha chas in between...thanx to me...adn then we ate cake...and then we did our own fireworks...shhhhhh dont tell the cops but that was pretty cool...cept everyone was leavin and we still had a anohter pack of fireworks....but it was cool...and then jess and shane left...and then more firewroks...and then hana did this thing where it was "bang bangbangbangbangbangbangbangbangbangbangbangbangbang....who got shot?" which was really confusing....and then she did more of those...and my family thot she was crazy hhahaha....and then we played BS and hana won...and then everyone had to leave....everyone would be becka and hana...and so they got their stuff outta my room i turned on my black lite thing,...which was soooo cool...my barkley jersey lites up! but yea...and justen closed the door on me and becka...which was amusing...cuz i new he would...but yea...didnt help and so we came out...and justen was all..."that was quick" or somethni...and becka was oblivious and yea i explained and then hana was all..."someone said something bout fucking to me the other day" and she said it super loud...and eya it was funy....and so they left which was sad...but then justen and i messed round and watched euro trip....haha...that was fun....HAPI DJUS...hahaha....definately my favorite comercial...haha...and then went up stairs messed round on the comp....got something to eat...brot blankets and stuff down...and then played video games...which i killed him at tennis..even when i dosed off...and then after that street hoops...which he killed me at...cuz once again i dosed off like 40 times...haha...and then we caleld hana and her dad or some dude piked up and wasnt hapi....and it was funny...cuz it was "4:18 in the morning" and then we played darts which agani i killed him....i believe that last game was wut...9-2 yea thats right....i killed u bitch...haha...and so yea that was fun...and then we went upstairs and fuond my sis and her friends past out...haha...and looked at the clock and it was 6...so we went downstairs and fell asleep....and then woke up at 11 cuz his mom called....and so that was cool...i acuatlly slept in...haha...kinda...and then we went down to jetty surf....and ate...cept it took em an hour to get our food..and then they forgot my food....and so finally we ate....and went back...and justne went and asked my mom to see if he could be taken home at 2...and i went to get boards...and he got to talk to becka...and i didnt...which was lame...but then i went to Grady;s and asked for boards...adn they were goin down already...and so we went down wit them...and we surfed or wutever...and becuz justen is just soooooo smart...he forgets his fone in his pocket and ends up takin it in the ocean wit him...and totally fuks it up whcih was quiote amusing...and then we got back....took him honme...and then i got bak to my house...and i delivered invitations for my lil nephwes surprose bday party which sucked cuz i couldtn find half the houases...and then i got back....and was superrrrrrrrrrrrrrr bored...i layed in my bed for an hour staring at the ceiling doing absoluttelky nothi and then ended up fallin asleep for 2 hours...and was woken up by my mom and said i wsas gonnan be late for hockey and os i went outside and did wut she told me too...and played b ball wit grady where i was shaq and he was Dr. J and that was fun cept i was yelled at cuz i wasnt supposed to be playing and that im an idiot and irresponsible...yea i get that alot...but for the entire way to hockyey i got yelled at...for being dumb and late...and sleepign...and then i got to the rink and i had plenty of time...of course....and then hockey was awesome...i had a super sexy pik...which led to a goal...which was tight...and i got a lot of playing time...and scored...bak hand thourgh the five hole...haha...lucky as fuck but its all good...and then messed up a wide open goal...which was lame...but my pik was awesome..haha....yea u liked it justen...and then we still lost...and evelyn and jizzle came and watched...cept i couldnt talk at all..cuz dyl was being cranky and i had to leave suepr quick...and then i got home....and ate..and showered...and caled becka..and she didnt pik up of course...haha...which was lame...cuz i really wanted to talk to her...cuZ i miss her..and hten i went online and wrote jess a poem...which was suppppper good...ahaha...cept i couldnt finish cuz she interupted me...hahaha...and so yea...i had to go to sleep without the tv cuz of jess...and her damn poem...haha...so i layed in bed for an hour doing nothin cuz i cant fall asleep without the tv or music on...and so in the moring i woke up...ate...and through clothes on...and went to SS...which sucked...cuz we got a new teacher...and hes harder than Mr. Koontz...but it was cool...and then i walked to jack n the box...and was picked jup....and i got to eat...which was cool...cuz its my fav thing in the whoole world...eating that is...and so yea...im bored now...and becka really needs to call me....and make me unbored....and that was my weekend/day so far...now ima go eat some more food....cuz thats wut i do when im bored...eat and sleep...so yea....bye ladies...call me up...now! 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